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[Albannach - Davey]

                     MEMOIRS OF AN AIRDRIEONION IDIOT!
AFTERNOON GUYS,
   Probably a short one as I spent the early part of the day in the basement with a hair dryer! Me ? hairdryer! the WEAN! PRONOUNCED WAYNE " dialectically precise Dave " showing how big a boy he was flushed the best part of a toilet roll down the CLUDGIE! If anybody in the Pennsylvania, west Virginia, Ohio, Virginia states  heard a primal scream of fury and anger ! It was only me and not one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, It could have been worse I suppose! Some statuettes got a good drenching and had to be carefully dried lest dampness set in, The wee man was put on the settee in my basement studio and told not to move! I worked like a Clydesdale horse, Repositioning bookcase ,Rabbit cage and then checking everything paper for damage! Inadvertantly the little guy may have done me a favour as the studio got a good overhaul, and the 18 inch statue of late Sex Pistols bassist, Sid Viscious   Has never looked so clean in a long time! Happy to say that I dont know the next time that I,m going to get to make something for myself as the order book is pretty full " and that,s before Chris unveils the new ALBANNACH Skull with the Blue bonnet ! He looks cool and hopefully you misfits will agree! I,ve had an amazing response to The Alba Green man in his frame and a follow on order! The Greenman is universal! wherever you,ll find forests and woodlands you,ll find this gentle spirit of renewal! It,s amazing the difference four thistles worked in at the four points of the compass made , Plus the wee AlbannacH logo embossed at the top! He was a joy to make and is now in his new home! A couple of shrunken heads go out tomorrow! " unless the wee man decides to flood the sh#tehouse tomorrow again! The shrunken heads are  fun to make to, I think my interest in them stems from childhood when along with other kids I collected pendants called " wear em scare em,s" You had to collect six potato crisp packets I think to claim your pendant, James and Theresa might remember these from the early 70,s. I prized the shrunken head! An a$$hole of a teacher confiscated it from me in class and then humiliated me in front of the rest of the class when I politely " really" asked for it back at the end of the day! I wont type his name! He looked like a younger Dr Phil , He snorted pettishly ! " it doesnt even look like like a shrunken head Morrison ! As he threw it at me! " Oh yeah moron! So why were you so keen to hold onto it. So all the increased sculpting has taken it,s toll on writing! Finishing work on the Morrigan this week! Starting on a dragon guarding it,s treasure next with sundry heads in between! Sketching Leo,s Scathah " prior to starting sculpting it ! to and a Tshirt design to email to Pictiboy! Any inquiries about artwork and prices, You can email me here!

DAVY RAMONE....   I,ll correct typing errors tomorrow.

OH AYE! THE HAIRDRYER WAS FOR DRYING SOAKED ARTWORK AND BOOKS.

CLUDGIE = toilet pronounced clud~ Jee